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[jessactually]

Dear Everyone Ever,

I do not care at-fucking-all that Britney fucking Spears is pregnant, all right? This does not affect my life. Talking about, printing articles about, and showing fucking news segments about it does nothing to improve upon my existence. So shut the fuck up.

Regards,
Jess

Comments

[therealmango]

britney is pregnant?

holy shit. this changes everything.

i love you.

[therealmango]

on that note...

i must go print some articles and record news segments!

[solongpretty]

i recently heard about that. :\

[sundaypapers]

THANK YOU

[asifadeout]

hey do you remember when she was god to us? and we HATED "faguliera"? ha.. <3 it