Dog.

[jessaisms]

Dear Gina,

Please stop pulling my knee to shit. I do not enjoy the experience and as a result have to wear a dumbass knee brace.

Love,

Jessa

P.S: I would love it if ex-friends would NOT let their drunk friends call me. Ever. I don't want you back in my life. You are cruel and it's finally starting to sink in.

Comments

[jesusthethird]

omg how bad did she fuck your knee up??

i haven't saved any idol pix in my photobucket so i can't spam you right now however

[jessaisms]

My knee is getting better. Can't extend it all the way, but I can now walk on t just fine so as long as my dog doesn't go pulling it out of place again it should heal soon.

Also, you should def marry that guy. 1) he likes primates and 2) he has facial hair (it's pretty much a pre-req)

[teapothead]

Ew. I want to know the story.

May I?

[jessaisms]

Of course you can. Kim and her friend called me when she was drunk. They didn't say much other than "Kim and Liane say hi" and "Oh shit we're in so much trouble", it was just really inconsiderate and made me feel like poop :(. She apologized for it a few days later... I didn't know what to say.

Also, Jeff has 2 different coloured eyes?