so, if all goes to plan in six months time i will be living in canadia!

now all i need to do is find me about eight grand. anyone wanna buy a liver? pre-loved, but still in working condition.

adventures at the marion centrelink office..

centrelink lady: now, how much cash do you have on hand?
me: *check the wallet* two dollars and ninety-five cents.
centrelink lady: and do you have a current atm receipt?
me: yep. *hand it to her*
centrelink lady: *reading* one dollar and eighty-seven cents. *blank stare* you're pretty broke, huh?

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