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Xanax is your FRIEND!

why is Greensboro the rain capital right now?

i'll never play tennis again.

boooooo

Oh man I'm so glad someone told me that if I stop drinking I could fix all my problems!

Wow... why didn't I think of that?

Anonymous posts are for carpet baggers.

Almost 9 am....
7 hours to go...

I need a new job.

Ok after some serious thought (and too many nights stuck in my house) I have decided that these are the worst current popular shows on television.

#1 SUNSET TANTalk about the lamest reason to make a television show ever. AND these people actually think that because they're giving people tans they make them more active and create in people a ( Read more... )

So some guy just walked into Hangers named Mantron.

As in... MAN- TRON!!!

I thought it was funny, because he even pronounced it that way and did NOT smile.

Ever.

This hangover that I am nursing, right now, is so fucking exquisite I cannot begin to elaborate. I don't want to smoke a cigarette, I don't want to drink water! I want to eat mashed potatoes and fried chicken, which means that the level of hangover is in the SEVERE range ( Read more... )

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