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[jesse_bradford]

I went to take the dog out for a walk two afternoons ago, and the half-hour I intended to keep it extended into about a four hour long Wizard of Oz-type journey across the mystical land of New York City. Freddy was bitching (no pun intended) and I had to buy him some doggie bones, 'cause he had this look in his eyes that threatened me, giving me

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[sheryl_crow]

Thug guy: Son, he was pissed. She swallowed his cousin's babies, but she wouldn't swallow his.
Thug girl: That ain't true love.

--L train

Sigh, that site made me miss New York way too much. Sort of. But I think you're onto something with that picture list thing. I usually write my list down too fast and can't read what I'm writing anyway. So, then I'm walking around the store trying to figure out what "klem" is. I still have no idea.

You did good. I'll leave you off the "to be smote" list this week.

[jesse_bradford]

Oh my God, see why I love New York so much? G-rated explanations of blowjobs. You should hurry back, we'll make a night of enjoying the amusement center that is New York.

Thank God.

[sheryl_crow]

You and this site temping me way too much. It's been forever since I've been up in the NYC, yo. What I don't get is if they were "thug" why they had to go all g-rated. I mean, c'mon.

You're welcome. I'm going to steal that icon. Haha.

[jesse_bradford]

Maybe G-rated is the new "fuck," you never know? But you need to drop by NYC, Sheryl. That's where the party's at. You know that.

Haha steal away, keep reminding people how nutrition helps you. I loved the article next to that photo.

[joss_s]

haha this was great. what kind of dog is freddy? i'm sure he loved the super long walk with all the new smells and being out with his dad!

[jesse_bradford]

He's a Golden Retriever, but I think he's managed to make his own breed of Diva Dog. He actually stopped dead in the middle of the walk and I had to carry him for like, half a mile. And he only smells girl dog pheromone. Haha, I love the little rascal though. Do you have a dog?

[joss_s]

haha oh my god, that must have been quite the last half mile, golden retrievers are sturdy dogs! oh he smells boy dog testosterone too, and whenever he does, he pees there to outdo whoever preceded him! i have a toy poodle named dusty, my baby girl, and a rottweiler named missy, who's still in england.

[jesse_bradford]

Haha, it really was. I think I literally lost a pound with that last half mile. Oh haha, he's being macho about it too, isn't he? Aww, your dogs sound pretty cute. Still pups, are they?

[rosardawson]

You're such a gay man, I love you.

[jesse_bradford]

Hahaha. I love you for loving my queerness.

[rosardawson]

Lets hang one day.

[jesse_bradford]

Sure thing.

[jesse_bradford]

It's only 8. I fell in love with the excessive marquees.
Nobody does that anymore.

The Waldorf? Wait, no. Denny's?

[jesse_bradford]

I confess to having checked to see if it existed. Don't toy with my heart like that! It was a brief one-man love affair.

I'll remember that for when I finally take you out for dinner. I love me some of their famous peanut butter pies, yum.

[michelle_brown]

i added you.

[jesse_bradford]

You are aware of this, right?