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[jesse_bradford]

I have a bone to pick with Tootsie Roll Industries, Inc. I love the rolls just as much as the next guy, but it seems as though the manufacturers didn't pay particular attention to the confectionery's vulnerability to heat. When I bought this pack of Tootsie Rolls at the supermarket, and when I had the first one of the bunch, it was heavenly. It was

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[jesse_bradford]

Haha, so do I. Both IT and Tim were geniuseses. But don't you think this would give the movie a whole new vibe? "I'm sexy, I'm cute. I'll give you a balloon."

Well, if they were going to make it so soft at least put it in cookies or something, you know? Don't make me scrape it with my teeth. *SIGH!*

Kiss me, fat boy!

[jesse_bradford]

I try. Well it's obviously gotta be made, if IT was now the captain of the squad, he'll need cheers. And he knows he's not good enough for the Clovers', so he has to write.

Well, the sneaky bastards. Are they in arms with the American Dental Association? Because this conspiracy would make so much more sense.

[leonardo_d]

I don't know, I've just always really hated tootsie rolls.

[jesse_bradford]

We end our friendship here, Leo boy. It's been real.

[sheryl_crow]

I don't know that I'm comfortable with you beginning this entry with tootsie rolls and ending with poop. Cause to me, that's always what...you know, I'm not even going to finish that thought and just send you over some fruit instead. It's better for you.

You should be proud that something you did has lived on so well that it's spawned sequel after sequel? Yeah, I don't know. But thanks for reminding me why I'm scared of clowns. Sigh.

[jesse_bradford]

This entry is apparently symbolic for the human digestive process? Well as long as it's fruit I don't have to scrape off wrappers, I'll be good. Thank you. I think?

Well the sequels are kind of getting worse and worse? The first was in a whole different league. How would you feel if they made a sequel for that movie you were in? Well maybe if that movie ever existed you'd have a whole different outlook of clowns. Or cheerleaders.

[sheryl_crow]

Not exactly what I was thinking, but sure? Watch out for the Chiquita banana stickers. They can be tricky.

Shoot, no one sees the sequels anyway for that very reason. And if they made a sequel of The Minus Man, I'd be cool with it cause I die in the first one and they wouldn't need me to come back and exact revenge on Owen's character from the grave or anything. I was a cheerleader. I don't want my own to die at the hands of a crazy clown!!

[jesse_bradford]

What exactly where you thinking? Well come on, it's not like I eat the banana peels so the stickers wouldn't count, right? Unless they started labeling the insides.

Well you know, they could revive you as a ghost or something that tells people what Owen's character did to you and how to get him, thereby mustering revenge. Well it could be like cheerleaders vs. a clown, so you gotta cheer for your own!

[jemalone]

Hahaha, I've only seen the first Bring it On. I could not bring myself to see the others. :-[ I want to be in Bring it on 4: Jesse Bradford's Revenge.

[jesse_bradford]

You are a wise, wise person. Haha, well I naturally pitched in that idea lately but apparently they won't let me play myself and Cliff is currently touring with a rock band as a groupie. So. :(!!!

[n_campbell]

It's when you try to eat one of those tootsie rolls in bed, when it's limp and sticky, that's when it gets difficult.

[jesse_bradford]

I agree, it causes certain traumatic dilemmas. But you know, that kind of sounds wrong how you put it.

[n_campbell]

You don't think limp and sticky in bed would be difficult?

[jesse_bradford]

Well, yeah! It'd be the most difficult kind of problem ever, no matter how you look at it. It needs to be hard and smooth.