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[jesse_bradford]

I haven't been the most active of people these days. Recently, the most body muscles I move on a typical day are four. And that is really to just reach over and grab a beer while watching reruns of The Simpsons in my underwear. That will all change one day when the stars are well aligned, but until then I'll just wish and hope that I don't start

Comments

[sheryl_crow]

Yes! I came in above J. Lo's ass! My life is complete! I can die a happy person! Or some reasonable facsimile of a happy person, but anyway. What color were the slippers? You should have held out for like, a bag of Cheetos too. A never-ending bag of Cheetos.

[jesse_bradford]

I think J.Lo's ass is the planet we can all move to when the Earth wears out. It looks homely, but we'll have to get used to the earthquakes whenever latin music plays. But Iii-e-iii will always love you. The slippers were white on the fuzzy part and pink in the ears. I don't like Cheetos, I'd much prefer good ol' homemade nachos. With someone constantly bringing them out. Like Amy Studt, who I think is looking for employment.

[marsden]

Being active is overrated. Sometimes it's nice to let a little lethargy come into play. It is the Simpsons after all, why part ways with something so amazing. What's your snack of choice?

[jesse_bradford]

Definitely. Beer don't mix well with anything that ain't dry or deep fried, so I like to keep a dish of pretzels close by. When I'm not drinking, I enjoy the Oreos and milk combo most.

[marsden]

It really doesn't. I unfortunately thought TGI Friday's Mozz Sticks would be a good idea, since they were on sale at the grocery store. I advise against it. Everyone likes Oreos it seems, I like Chips Ahoy myself.

[jesse_bradford]

I'd say meals before beer time were a better solution, that way you'd be less tempted to grab at something else to munch. Oreos are a preference, but I won't discriminate against other cookie types. Chips Ahoy's a great pick. Which kind of Chips Ahoy?

[jesse_bradford]

I've never had much luck in starting these things. Again, I'd be too busy trying to peep into the clubhouse to start one.

My bunny slippers love you too. Now you get three admirers in total.

[rob_pattinson]

Haha I really have nothing to say except maybe what beer because the word never fails to grab my attention, but this entry is amazing.

[jesse_bradford]

Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer. Did that get you drunk? Or tipsy, at least? The fact that you find it amazing is amazing in itself.

[rob_pattinson]

I should hope that I've built up a higher tolerance level by now. Haha, is amazing a nice way to say weird?

[jesse_bradford]

Well damn that for not working, I'd have gone off to pursue a career where I can exercise my verbal intoxication skills. I never have a nice way of saying things! Your amazingness awes me, Robert Pattinson.

[a_barba]

i read your comment from the other day and it made me smile, and then i saw bring it on on my tv at my hotel and smiled even wider :[ thanks for being a sweetheart!

[jesse_bradford]

Haha, sigh Bring It On. But my pleasure, I really did want to see more of you on TV. The fact that a certain few *coughcough* made it to the top 12 instead of you upsets me. Anyway, I hope you keep on truckin', in and out of livejournal. <3