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[jesse_bradford]

I know, I'm so dead. The truth is I've been on a Bill & Ted-type journey where I've hooked up with the Grim Reaper, and he took me to all sorts of tripped out places in the Netherlands. Or wait, is that Netherworld? And it was this long hallway filled with rooms with your utmost nightmares, and I got stuck in a room with politicians dancing around

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[grenier]

Leave my hair (and my typos) alone, I just got it back.

[jesse_bradford]

Plesae, it hasn't changed since "(You Drive Me) Crazy (The Stop! Remix)." As a matter of fact, looking for your hair is how I managed to find my way on the red carpet.

* Please

[sheryl_crow]

You cheated on Martha?! I'm telling.

Speaking of haircuts, I just rented Happy Endings. Cuuuute.

[jesse_bradford]

My hands were possessed, okay? :(

Hahaha. I think that was the best I ever looked. I looked like a hippie rock star on tour in the '60s. I can't pull that shit off outside of movies. *sigh*

[abenson]

LOL, you would write something like this.

[jesse_bradford]

Only I would. Did you know I actually also wrote the lyrics to every song on Fergie's album? Naturally I got a lot of money so they could take my name off of the credits and replace it with other people's.

[abenson]

It's part of your charm and it's part of why I miss you when you aren't around! Or I'm not around. Whichever. They had better be playing you well for all that hard work!

[abenson]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THESE ICONS LOOK LIKE, I WAS TOTALLY NOT TRYING TO PROPOSITION YOU.

[jolie_angie]

Adding you.

[jesse_bradford]

Adding back. Hey Angelina, it's been a while.