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[jesse_bradford]

Ladies and gentlemen of the board, and Sheryl Crow, I would like to formally announce yet another five week post personally sponsored by Ashlee Simpson, who has generously kept track of my idle time and decided to nudge yours truly. And while rumors are circulating that Ms. Simpson merely clicked an invisible mouse while her drummer actually hit

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[simpson_ashlee]

:D I LOVE YOU. does a hoedown~*

[jesse_bradford]

I LOVE YOU TOO. Feels like resting head on something real, like J.Lo feat. Ja Rule.~*

[sheryl_crow]

Haha, two shout outs? I feel special. So I get the real you? Since when?! I had no idea.

Missed ya. If there's another you, I hope you film that. Not that I wanna watch. Okay, maybe a little.

[jesse_bradford]

I don't know, I felt since you had gotten used to the whole parenting thing, I could kind of join in so we could form an alternate but surely evolving Brady Bunch. Although, I'm reserving Jesse Bradford Watrouse for whoever comes to steal my heart next.

I missed you too. Although really, I've been talking to you way more than I've spoken to anybody else this year. Which doesn't say much, but at the same time, does. Believe me, I'm pining for another me really if just for our little blue movies. Which we'll call, in a stroke of genius, "The Bradford Blues." Sounds cool, huh? Call your girlfriends, it'll be a night around the television and Jesses' home movies.

[leighwallace]

oh my god your mood! and ashlee simpson is going out with pete wentz! and you with a clone man what an awesome party!

[jesse_bradford]

IDK, my BFF Leigh? Sugar, We're Going Down On The Pieces Of Me? Jesse + Jesse = Bradpr0n?

[simpson_ashlee]

no we are not dating! :[ don't listen to them.

[ryanphillippe]

i thought i was your bff

[jesse_bradford]

Sorry to burst your bubble, Doc.

[ryanphillippe]

this is bullshit

[simpson_ashlee]

stop hitting 5 weeks >:O

[jesse_bradford]

Fine. There, I hit six instead. Happy? >:O

[simpson_ashlee]

post post post! >:O

[jesse_bradford]

I WON'T POST. >:O

I will rap.