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[jesse_bradford]

I feel compelled to return with a bang. So DJ, wherever you are, kick it

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[jesse_bradford]

And once upon a time, the tables were turned a full 180. ;)

[jesse_bradford]

Damn girl, chill in Canada some mo', you gone be DANGEROUS. But I was at the festival as well, tapping you on the shoulder for about thirty percent of the night. That was, when I could find you amidst other people. At one point, I may have asked someone if they saw the girl from 40 Year Old Virgin. "You know, the one that masturbated with the shower head?" Yeah, David Schwimmer pretended not to hear that. And no, it sucks when you feel that one day you're gonna wake up and the only thing you can have for lunch is Mac and Government Cheese. :(

[sheryl_crow]

HAHAHA. You're the best. Hands down.

[jesse_bradford]

And you just got street cred!

[sheryl_crow]

You know how long I've been waiting for that?! So when is your first album dropping?

[jesse_bradford]

Since about C'mon C'mon? And when your next one does!!! It'll be on sale together.

[ex_sjohanss]

this is the most amazing thing i've ever read.

[jesse_bradford]

You mean besides the script for Home Alone 3?

[mventimiglia]

this is a MASTERPIECE.

[jesse_bradford]

It's just under Popozao, and that's saying something.

[mventimiglia]

i don't know, i think it surpasses popozao with the usage of lil' mama and porno.com, although we both know you are a seancody.com or chaosmen.com kind of guy.

[jesse_bradford]

Try menatplay.com. This is why Mama's scurrd.

[marsden]

LMAO. This was pretty amazing, anything involving LiL Mama is automatic thumbs up. Sup, kid?

[jesse_bradford]

Li'l Mama be pimpin'. Nothing, I been poppin' with my lipgloss and doing the g-slide all the while wondering about you. I've decided that the "g" stands for "glowing." ;) What's the 411 on you, Jimbo?