You know, it's a pretty rough gig to keep up writing in here when you're busy getting drunk, showing the world a co-worker's ass, being on sale (50% off), and taking over the world. Sometimes, you wonder if all these struggles in life is worthwhile, and pictures like these just smack you in the head with a baseball bat, spit on you after one too ( Read more... )

Nothing's on but porn! Got it all on tape, hot is how I feel. They're playing dirty games, Twister naked on the floor. The channel never changed to no Ally McBeal. 'Cause I'm awake and I can see the perverts on this porn. It's Swedish but the hey, I'm still watching porn. Poooorn.

Merry Christmas!

"Last night (Tuesday, December 12th at 8:30pm) I saw Elisha Cuthbert & Jesse Bradford sitting on a subway bench talking at the S train stop at Grand Central Station. They were in between takes while filming there new movie My Sassy Girl. Elisha was looking smoking hot wearing a dark jacket, grey scarf and knee high boots. I don't remember what ( Read more... )

I've never really been one for Thanksgiving, or any kind of holiday for that matter. I mean, once you go through the routines involved in tradition long enough, they start to lose their meaning, and you're stuck celebrating them with no clue why. But I hate Scrooging up the holidays for everyone, so I just go with it. Plus, sometimes people give ( Read more... )

I feel I'm overdue for one of these, but even if I'm not, humor me ( Read more... )

Apparently I'm the household chef around these parts lately, not that I mind. It's a pretty face I feed daily waiting for me at the kitchen counter, giving me nothing but positive feedbacks on my culinary skills. Even if I burn the toast sometimes, or I put too much sugar in the coffee, he tells me it's all good. So if this movie business ever gets ( Read more... )

I think Texas is one of the most interesting places I've ever been, since it's like Munchkinland but in the place of people being short, every other guy and dog I meet are both called Bud or Bubbah or something like it. Anyway, I tried my hand at my best Texan accent as I went out for a walk somewhere in San Antonio, and it's amazing how almost ( Read more... )

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I had ribs for breakfast today, which leads me to pose myself a trivial question: should I start hitting the gym again? It's not like a month of working out would do too much to my body, but if I start off every morning like I did today, then I think some working out will do me good ( Read more... )