• 12:42 It's only 1030 and I've already impounded 2 cats & 3 dogs. #

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• 18:53 @ amanjo re: Glitter Rifftrax - don't - I can burn it for ya! #
• 21:28 Sad that I couldn't catch a scared Sheltie by the impound lot who's ran all the way from 50th and France in two weeks. #

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• 20:06 @ jesshelga A very close second. I tell ya, the ones like this and Roadhouse that Nelson does a loe or with one other person are the best. #

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john: That's kind of a manly wallet.
me: I know.
john: I wrote "manlywallet.com" on the board but I thought you might get mad.
me: (out the side of my mouth) Was it all the rubbers?

• 13:44 @ asitnick Mad. But I can alternate between the petite and loud to keep peoples on their toes. #
• 17:52 Trying to decide between plain brown docs or orange ones to replace the green. I'd get pink, but they'd clash w/ the Cobra Kai hoodie. #
• 23:16 What can follow "Slumdog Millionaire", but the rifftrax of Britneys "Crossroads"? #

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• 00:24 Goin prowlin! (walk, talk like T Birds) #
• 13:25 watching 'role models' #
• 15:17 @ r3db0x NICE! I know, I know, I know this much is true. Dude, I'm totally going to practice that for karaoke. #

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• 11:33 Aw, me thinks the Weezeresque Starbucks barista has a little crush on Big J. #
• 22:58 Watching Star Wars rifftracks. #

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• 14:30 At home for lunch. Don't be alarmed by the Animal Control truck, NE! #
• 19:20 @ amck best.category.EVAR #
• 20:39 Sam Rockwell is sexy. Rrrrooowwwr. #

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• 11:36 @ amanjo hey, no one loses weight and plays WOW! You're doing it wrong!! #

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• 00:07 Two minutes in to "A Letter to Zachary" and I'm already crying. #
• 11:36 @ amanjo hey, no one loses weight and plays WOW! You're doing it wrong!! #

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