"Hiltler's penis. It looks like a vagina." ~Yet another quotable quote from Christine.

"its not because of horniness, they are just taking out their penises and licking them" -Christine

i have internet again, yeah woo!

i was sitting on the couch today, and i heard hissing and growling coming from the hallway, so i went to see what it was... and what do ya know?

milton is mounting poor old muffin, humping away, biting his neck so he cant move.

man, i wish i was a robot. im so sick of my humanity. peeing, being hungry, getting tired, the list goes on. someone take my brain and put it into a robots body, pronto. its the only solution.

Neil on pooping:
Pooping is my favorite time of day. My favorite several times of day.

Neil on pooping in public:
I've been pooping in the Purple Onion for four years now, and in my new place for only two months. Where am I going to feel more comfortable?

"dude, that bat just like, totally flew at me"

yep, i actually said that, but it was in a moment of terror. two bats were circling above my head and one dive bombed me. those little suckers are fast.

this is rather odd... im sitting in the journalism lab and there is a class learning how to use InDesign with a tutorial speaking in a british accent. its really damn distracting!

has anyone else discovered the brilliance that is andy dick? i know christine has. i love that s.o.b.

"ummm technically im not legally allowed to be touching you" (in reference to his assistant giving him a hug)

my time at the admissions office is soon ending, tommorow, woo!! very strange, ive been here more than a year now.

for anyone who wants to go to the show tonight, i know paal has expressed interest (and lacey, but youre riding with me anyway), its on 405 West Lake Street, the intersection of Lake st. and Grand ave. i do believe. yeah woo!