if life tastes good, then I must have missed an ingredient

give me liberty or give me head

AHAHA! TODAY ROCKED MY FACE OFF!

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yeah...I totally forgot that I was. My bitcho mother didn't ground me for this weekend cuz I was going to be away...And the only reason I'm grounded is because god forbid I said something to her that wasn't sweet and innocent..And then she slapped me across the face and I said, "don't you ever touch me again" and she went off about how she can ( Read more... )

yo guess who made $13 playin solitaire vegas style??? ME! which means I really made $65 cuz you start out with -$52. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAN! playin solitaire/spider solitaire all day really pays off. I should go to Atlantic city and make me some big cash.

so I go down to the drink fridge [yes my family is a bunch of alcohol/soda fiends- and yes, we do have a fridge in the basement totally devoted to the refridgeration of beverages] looking for a good drink. Yes, I figure we will have something good to drink. WE ALWAYS DO. Not that I drink the alcohol, but we only had like a 6pack of yuengling, one ( Read more... )

if anyone wants to play strip poker with me and eric please tell me...Cuz we can't just play with 2 people..yeah...So play!

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ok...here's some advice for the wise ( Read more... )