It's almost 2 am, I have to be up in less than 4 hours, and I'm watching Roseanne.

Someone please kill me now.

I think this video runs a very, veeeeeeeery close second to that video of the guy doing all the different dances as The Greatest Video On YouTube Ever.

Man, I would totally kill for some cheese enchiladas right now.

There is, seriously, a new show on playhouse disney (early morning preschool disney cartoons, for those of you without kids) called Handy Manny.  Manny is a hispanic handyman who talks to his tools and does random odd jobs for his entire town.  It's like Bob the Builder meets Dora the Explorer.  And it annoys the crap out of me, so of course, the ( Read more... )

It's not his fault! Not only is it not Mark Foley's fault that all this happened because he's an alcoholic, but it's not his fault because he was molested by a clergyman and he's gay!!!

This stuff just kills me.  I swear, I'm going to stop reading/watching/listening to the news.  We've got some guy going into a random high school and molesting ( Read more... )

*dies*

The Reduced Shakespeare Company has just gotten permission from George Lucas to do Star Wars. All of it. In 20 minutes. Go look for yourself, I'm not making this up.

*dies again*

The Livejournal Quote of the Day:

"It smells like pagan in here!"

*sings* I GOT MY DIPLOMA TODAY!!!!! *happy dance*

I made new icons.  Look!  It's a baby, in a flower pot!  :) Isn't she cute?

Why is it that I always wake up with a backache on PMAB day?  Oh, well, at least today I hopefully won't end up battered and bruised by the end of this thing.