I found this mildly amusing

[jessi_belle]

An exerpt from an email from my school about dinner at the student hotel:

Ask about our Cupid’s Get-A-Way Package which includes the above dinner and a two room suite!

Please Remember: Your support and use of the Holiday Inn and the Fogelman Executive Conference Center help support the University’s mission of education.

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hun

[anonymous]

wow what were they thinking...your one and only stalker...i miss you

[ytsedude]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
WHAT?!