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[jessi_belle]

For a big chicken, I love Halloween

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[ytsedude]

There are few who'd deny
At what I do, I am the best
For my talents are renowned
Far and wide

When it comes to surprises
In the moonlit night
I excel without ever
Even trying

With the slightest little effort
With my ghost-like charms,
I have seen grown men
Give out a shriek

With the way of my hand
And a well-placed moan
I have swept the very bravest
Off their feet

Yet year after year
It's the same routine
And I grow so weary
Of the sound of screams

And I--JACK!
THE PUMPKIN KING!
Have grown so tired
Of the same old thing