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[jessicabilgrad]

    ha, I just realized how funny bad santa is. "Your name is Thurman Merman"?
  

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[____revenant]

hahahahaha i have no idea what movie you're talking about but that picture almost made me piss my pants

[cookert_bitches]

hey your hot

[____revenant]

hey thanks!
whom may i ask are you kind sir?

[cookert_bitches]

im jessica's friend tyler. who are you? your hot by the way.

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"shit happens when you party naked"

[jessicabilgrad]

Is that from the movie??

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at the end
he sends the kid a t-shirt
and that is what it says

[quietjaps]

Kid: Your beard's not real.
Willie: It was real, but I got sick and all the hair fell out.
Kid: How come?
Willie: I loved a woman who wasn't clean.
Kid: Mrs. Claus?
Willie: Actually it was her sister.

[cookert_bitches]

Hey i like your picture. its cute. when did you get another dog?

[jessicabilgrad]

Oh it's not my dog, it's Whitney Milley's dog named Tigger

[cookert_bitches]

NO! first off, i didnt know the dog was another dog. what i meant was, your face looks like a dog! haha! YES! j/k though. i can tell its you. hook me up with your friend.

[endlessdelight]

no john ritter+slingblade is the funniest thing ever only b.c he looks like a pineapple.

[jessicabilgrad]

what?

[endlessdelight]

john ritter in slingblade. hes funny. because his head looks like a pineapple. and hes gay.

[____revenant]

john ritter isnt in slingblade
billy bob thorton is.