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DOOD, PICTURE STORY!!
GOTO HELL, By Jessica Lynn.
Once apon a time we went to Arizona. We drove for hours. Jessica and Crystal slept in the back of the van and LewVegas got mad because they were comfortable, he was a selfish Lewser.
They got to the motel and Jessica made a wierd face.
and ofcourse the first thing Crystal did was get out the Vodka.
Crystal was mad because Jessica suggested attending AA meetings to help out with her alchohol problem. She made a wierd face.
THEN! out of nowhere Jesus showed up. She told Crystal that I was right.
She then realized that she had a problem. She cried. [I think it was just because of stupid talking cats, but she said otherwise.]
Everyone went to sleep, including Crystal and her mountainous boobs. [haha mountainous?!?!]
The next day a wierd hairy man showed up. We realized that it was LEWVEGAS!!! [Only the coolest singer/songwriter ever!!!!] He made wierd faces and pooped on the bed.
A few hours later he played a concert in the motel room.
We realized he was horrible, so Jessica threw up on him. He was surprised.
After Jessica threw up she decided that she was inlove with Crystal, and she wanted to make out with her [even though she knew she had barf breath]. Jessica looked inside of Crystals head only to find out that she was a robot. Jessica laughed.
They decided to go for a walk. Crystal [the robot] wanted to check things out. She was confused. Which is wierd, are robots supposed to be confused? I guess she is a dumb robot. ABWHAHWA. The discovered a mirror/window but Crystal was scared to look at herself. She thought that the devil would steal her soul.
She ran away, and little did she know there was a pile of LewVegas's poop on the ground. She stepped in it.
Then she turned into The Cure!!!! OMGOMGOM!@!!.
Jessica remembered that The Cure made her want to hump brick walls. So she did.
Crystal got mad because she doesn't believe in hump before marriage.
But then she realized that The Cure made her want to hump things too!!!
She decided to bottle up her energy and go to hollywood.
She had fun.
But then Jessica realized that it was time for bed.
They went to sleep.
The next morning they went to Lake Havisu.
Crystal went to hell, and Kelly and Jessica were attacked by nats and the LOCKNESS MONSTER!!!!.
They ran, and ran but couldn't escape!
Then Jesus came down and helped them.
Jessica decided to go mountain climbing. She was still in her pijama's because she is a lazy.
After she was done she decided to make a postcard with Kelly. It was nice.
After that she was cute.
Then she had a mullet.
Meanwhile, Crystal went to New York. This is what happens when you go to New York. You turn into the jerk, LewVegas.
Jessica was sad. She remembered the time she barfed on LewVegas because she hated him. She wanted her Crystal back.
She got her back!!! But two seconds later they drown in lake havisu. They went to hell.
The End.
GOTO HELL, By Jessica Lynn.
Once apon a time we went to Arizona. We drove for hours. Jessica and Crystal slept in the back of the van and LewVegas got mad because they were comfortable, he was a selfish Lewser.
They got to the motel and Jessica made a wierd face.
and ofcourse the first thing Crystal did was get out the Vodka.
Crystal was mad because Jessica suggested attending AA meetings to help out with her alchohol problem. She made a wierd face.
THEN! out of nowhere Jesus showed up. She told Crystal that I was right.
She then realized that she had a problem. She cried. [I think it was just because of stupid talking cats, but she said otherwise.]
Everyone went to sleep, including Crystal and her mountainous boobs. [haha mountainous?!?!]
The next day a wierd hairy man showed up. We realized that it was LEWVEGAS!!! [Only the coolest singer/songwriter ever!!!!] He made wierd faces and pooped on the bed.
A few hours later he played a concert in the motel room.
We realized he was horrible, so Jessica threw up on him. He was surprised.
After Jessica threw up she decided that she was inlove with Crystal, and she wanted to make out with her [even though she knew she had barf breath]. Jessica looked inside of Crystals head only to find out that she was a robot. Jessica laughed.
They decided to go for a walk. Crystal [the robot] wanted to check things out. She was confused. Which is wierd, are robots supposed to be confused? I guess she is a dumb robot. ABWHAHWA. The discovered a mirror/window but Crystal was scared to look at herself. She thought that the devil would steal her soul.
She ran away, and little did she know there was a pile of LewVegas's poop on the ground. She stepped in it.
Then she turned into The Cure!!!! OMGOMGOM!@!!.
Jessica remembered that The Cure made her want to hump brick walls. So she did.
Crystal got mad because she doesn't believe in hump before marriage.
But then she realized that The Cure made her want to hump things too!!!
She decided to bottle up her energy and go to hollywood.
She had fun.
But then Jessica realized that it was time for bed.
They went to sleep.
The next morning they went to Lake Havisu.
Crystal went to hell, and Kelly and Jessica were attacked by nats and the LOCKNESS MONSTER!!!!.
They ran, and ran but couldn't escape!
Then Jesus came down and helped them.
Jessica decided to go mountain climbing. She was still in her pijama's because she is a lazy.
After she was done she decided to make a postcard with Kelly. It was nice.
After that she was cute.
Then she had a mullet.
Meanwhile, Crystal went to New York. This is what happens when you go to New York. You turn into the jerk, LewVegas.
Jessica was sad. She remembered the time she barfed on LewVegas because she hated him. She wanted her Crystal back.
She got her back!!! But two seconds later they drown in lake havisu. They went to hell.
The End.