ow bitch! pass the courvoisay-eee

[jessicastars]

last night i got mugged walking home. i'm pretty sure the guy only hit me because instead of a credit card, i gave him a calcasieu parish library card.

oh my god i'm awesome

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soon.

[ghetto_4_life]

[memorizeyrlines]

Are you fucking serious?!?!?!??!?! This makes me so mad! Seriously, if I was the man pictured above I would definitely be a chainsaw skinnin' some asses raw!

[gordonlamb]

Good thing I didn't see it or I would broken both his legs and shaved his head before I called the cops. Fucking asshole.

[starsareshining]

WHAT THE FUCK???!

god i love you

[blakermatula]

you were seriously mugged? ye-ikes I miss you baby!