i'm a fucking rae of sunshine..ooo word play.

[jessicathered]

for sale:
dvds
game cube games
green wedding dress
titanium mens wedding band
nintendo ds. white. with games
sewing machine.

MY SOUL.

i'm stupid and i smell like alcohol and i'm goin to jail soon.

Comments

[ellesmith]

What dvds & how much for your sewing machine?

Most important, why are you going to jail???

[jordanna]

i want a green wedding dress!

hi!

[jessicathered]

what for.

[jordanna]

to take pictures in for my portfolio!

[krystalvomit]

Down with probation/jail/legal fees!

(is that why you're going to jail soon?)
(you aren't REALLY, are you?)

I quit my job.

[jessicathered]

i've been wondering why you aren't online...and yeah thats why...but i sold a shit ton of stuff...also this is funny kinda...when i took my dress to sell there was a guy workin in the shop...and he was like oh we aren't takin anymore dresses right now ..not till april...then he stops...and goes oh my thats beautiful...and takes my dress...then he's like what were you goin to wear this for...(by the way ...insert cliche gay voice anytime he's talkin)...and i said oh it was my wedding dress...and he goes ..uh so did you get a new dress... and i said no i got a new boy....and he was like oh girl i know it...

it was probably the funniest conversation i've ever had...in a hot tiny dress shop.