I'm not cool enough to leave the examples
1. What kind of a name is that?!
2. She poked me! She poked me in the ass!
3. Derek Jeter is SO not the hottest man alive.
4. Nicolas Cage is.
5. Bishop Gibbons? Does he go to our school?
6. I...I still have my pants on.
7. You got me a book for my birthday. I will never forgive you.
8. MR. BAILEY LETS PLAY A GAME!!!!!!
9. Honey, thats because you just ate caterpillars!
10. I hatechu.
11. Fuck Corvettes.
12. We never talk anymore! (Leaves after 2 minutes)
13. Your dogs are barkin? How do you know?
14. Not having you on the sidelines this year sucked bologna.
15. Your journal makes me sad.
16. Um so one time I told you I didnt wanna talk to you, and then you stopped...
17. Balls.
18. Thats my eye.
19. It smells like nails in here
20. Oh look, I brought some decaf to the party
21. About time, ey chap? RIGHTO!
22. I can't bring a car on campus if i go to car on campus
23. Wulll howdy -tips hat-
24. WHAP
Ummmmmmmmmmmm yeah :-)