camping with bree pt 2
SATURDAY:
well i woke up to bree hugging me cuz she won the game and autumn yelling in my ear "jessica, were gunna go get 99 cent cinnamon rolls do u wanna come with?" and im like well seeing as u just woke me up by screaming in my ear i suppose so. so we go and the lady that worked there said that they werent done and that we had 2 put them on reserve! im like this is a first and hopefully a last. i never ever had the hope of putting a cinnamon roll on reserve and then we finally got them and they were really burnt. and then bree and i wandered again and then got some milkshakes after even more hay rides with brianna and hannah and autumn and then we played another 84375764 hours long game of pool and then we decided to go back and eat a bjs muffin(yea!!!!) and then we played putt-putt and then we rented a paddle boat which was like the most fucking hilarious thing ever! first we had 2 figure out how 2 like paddle it right cuz we kept paddling opposite of each other and then bree was flipping out cuz she thought that a dead fish was caught in the propellar. then we got ourselves caught in the fountain and the propellar wouldn't really work so we were like stuck in there kinda. and then when we finally got out we played like bumper boats with this kid(whos name we later learn is chris) and his dad and then after taht the dad pushed the kid out of the boat like 3 or 4 times. and then we tried really hard 2 park the boat like normal ppl but that wasn't possible cuz we kinda started sinking and we had 2 like jump from the boat to the deck wich wasn't very easy 4 either of us. but we were SOAKING WET and sandy but idk how we got sandy but w/e. then we went back 2 the chalet and on our way we learned that our stalkers were 2 chalets down and the gay ppl from the pool were 4 down(but hott bingo guy wasn't :()and then we got changed and then got ready 4 the site decorating contest and then we got dressed 4 taking brianna and hannah trick-or-treating and then we saw that a really well decorated chalet was pregos and we really wanted 2 egg it but then decided that the eggs would only add 2 the effect. but we felt like retards cuz we were the only "trick-or-treat kids takers" that were dressed up. and we were just going along in really really really painful shoes. and then, we saw hbg and that was wierd and then we went back and my lips were stained hooker pink and that was like the worst part of everything. and then we had dinner and then we played vollyball but amanda tried 2 give us a ball that would conform to the shape of ur arm when u hit it and then this other lady made her give us the good ball cuz the really good ball was stolen by our stalkers. and then we played 4 awhile and tehn it got boring cuz we were just playing by ourselves. so we went back and ate steak with our fingers. then we went to play vollyball again for like 2 minutes then we went to the pool where they were having this party with the dj and i had 2 teach bree the cha cha slide behind the swings while autumn got her grove on with the dj. then bree requested come on eileen and we sang and scared all the little kids on the jungle gym. then we went and waited in line 4 the "haunted hay ride" for like 1:30 hours and we talked 2 chris, this 15yr old and it was his b-day and i made bree sing happy b-day to him. and he failed 3rd grade which was really funny. this was the same kid that earlier that day got pushed out of a boat AND the golf cart! i love his dad! and then bree decided 2 be nice and not leave him there 2 talk 2 himself when we went on(there was only room 4 2 more ppl) and the lady was like how many r in ur party and she was like 5 or 4 or 3 or 2 and she was like o...k...? and then she asked 4 a party of 2 and mr oblivion was like we have 2 right here! and were like ok, that works 2 i guess. and then we went and played pool WITHOUT! any limbo! lol. then we went back and went 2 bed. and then somewhere in there bree painted a cross-dresser et.
SUNDAY:
we woke up at like 10 and then we packed our stuff to be out by 11. so then we walked around trying to finish our weekend stalking w/o any prevail. then we played more candy bar bingo w/o hbg and i won 9 candy bars. then we left yogi world. THE END