haha! Kevin and Claudia won't let Koczka go to Old Homes Days! That just made my day!

Sherrif of Rottingham: A chastity belt! That's really going to chafe my willy ( Read more... )

how do u put pics in ur lj?

this is 4 u Molly...enjoy ( Read more... )

Section I - General Rules ( Read more... )

you ever wonder which is worse, going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts? because no one will ever know, because no one can experience both.

let's just ponder that

On Sears hairdryer ( Read more... )

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is ( Read more... )

hey ppl!
I'm really tired and bored but w/e. Just got abck from 1st softball game! We won 19-6! Jammed 3 fingers catching but oh well, haven't caught in 3 years. Give a call if ur bored 2!

oh yea...mrs. i kept complaining that she never wins anything on the anouncements and then Koczka was like 'yea, that's cuz bitches never win anything!'