two rednecks found bigfoot's carcass, maybe. this is a big deal, maybe.

written and sang by Diane Cluck ( Read more... )

last night I had sex with "Las Vegas Elvis" at a frat party in some little boy's bedroom with trains on his sheets. Elvis pulled out and came on my back.

I woke up feeling uncomfortable and wondering if it was a beach day.

side note: check out the trailer for Johnny316 ( Read more... )

the older I get, the harder my nipples stay- which is a perk to aging ( Read more... )

mother fucking Mercury.... what are you doing to me. I'm dying.

When you laugh, sweet girl ( Read more... )

It's taken me a week to write this Shakespeare paper, and one day to fall in love with a girl named Gibbon.

I ( Read more... )

There is a man with a rat tail in my shower ( Read more... )