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Nov 09, 2005 20:58



1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I
get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

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