HELP!

[jessijoy]

whats a good lie for "No, you cant have my phone number, you were creepy in high school and you still seem creepy. I dont want you calling me and I dont want to be alone with you so that you can take my picture!" Because the above is not something you want to tell a creepy person

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[miss_bronte]

1. I'm a lesbian.
2. I'm a lesbian who forgot to pay her phone bill.
3. It was so great seeing you, but I'm in a really weird place right now.
4. The judge advised me not to give out my number anymore.
5. I'm in between calling plans right now--how about I get YOUR number?
6. You smell like wet cheese.
7. I'm seeing someone who is really possessive and has a huge. . .gun.
8. You know, that sounds great, but to be perfectly honest I'm not going to do that. Thanks!
9. I only get phone calls when Mom lets me.
10. You're effing creepy and I don't plan to be buried in your backyard.

Of course, I have to know of whom you are speaking. . .someone from our first period class, mayhaps? Someone who might have had an obsession with Thailand?

[jessijoy]

someone who graduated in 2002 and has a last name with a direction followed by "erman" I think there are a few siblings as well... The first name is very common and biblical with 2 syllables. The first name also ends with the first letter of the direction starting the last name.

I like #4

[silly_megana]

Oh my goodness I know who you're talking about!!!!! I saw he friended you on facebook. He called me once, the summer between my freshman and sophomore years of college, and I have no idea how he got my number. Just tell him you don't feel comfortable doing that. Who's to say he won't get it somewhere else, though!

[jessijoy]

I like Hilley's suggestion #4. "The judge advised me not to give my number out anymore"

[silly_megana]

Ugh, he always creeped me out and was always asking me if he could carry my euphonium for me.

[jessijoy]

too funny! But at least you have a good excuse now- You're MARRIED!! Use the hubby as an excuse!

How is that going, by the way? Any news with the house offer?