Today I went to the gym. Even though I didnt want to. Because exercise releases endorphins and endorphins make you happy. And happy people dont kill (or seriously maim) their husbands. They just dont. And boy oh boy I could have maimed mine
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My people will contact your people.
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Also, I need a pedicure. Would you like one, too, as a let's-kind-of-distract-Jessi-from-the-fact-that-she-still-hasn't-gotten-an-xmas-gift-from-me present? (That was a lot of hyphens.) Mostly, I just want one, and I figure offering you one as a hostess gift will increase my chances of Asian women messing with my feet..
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