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[jesslane]

Let me just share with you all here, a fact. I am most scared of dying by crossfire. I am literally scared often by the thought that perhaps I will be walking around, minding my own business, and that someone will accidentally shoot me as they try to kill some asshole. I get scared when there are people yelling outside my window that they might

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[justrusty4]

"The Entertainer"=gunsndrugs

dear jess

[vallery]

I just need to tell you that your last handful of entries have made me laugh soooo much. Just read back the stuff in CAPS and it's funny:

GUNS N DRUGS TRUCK!!!!

CRAZY TALK!

DIR.

I HAVE BARELY LEFT MY APRTMENT OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

WHO HAS DYED HIS HAIR so there is NO GREY! WTF!?

DAILY MISSED CONNECTIONS LISTING on craigslist. LIFENET!

THIS IS SO EXCITING. I CANNOT BE HIDING IT. I AM OUT OF CONTOL AND I AM LIKING IT.

now I feel like a stalker. but seriouusly, most of the time i really have no clue what you're talking about and it's so funny anyway. That's all. Glad to see you're having a fun life these days.

Re: dear jess

[jesslane]

if you went back one more entry, you would have ome across "EAT A DICK"

Re: dear jess

[vallery]

haha. soooo close.

[katiehasonefish]

jesslane i wrote my own missed connections but on my livejournal but maybe someday when i invent "MISSED CONNECTIONS OF MSU!" i will post them for real except the one about mark because that would was solved OMG can you believe i had my first real life missed connection solved with my now boyfriend you're the greatest i'm going to think of missed connections everyday now and then i will probably die!

[jesslane]

my newest missed connection was pretty good

[returntobrazil]

The longer i live in New York the more I feel like Woody Allen, the fear of stray bullets has definately crossed my mind. 110% neurotic