memories of you and me

[jessmanic]

If you read this, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want. Good or bad. BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you

Comments

[shtywanabeathug]

dude do you remember that one time at the mall when we saw jason? and he was like hey girls and we went out in the back and smoked a fat ass blunt? than we went to his house and me and you fucked and he recorded it.

[jessmanic]

i thought i threw that tape away

[_77_lied]

i rember when we were at the park and then we saw some kid with an ice cream cone and you smashed it in there face and they kicked you in the shin and i cried and then we ran to the drugstore a block away to get some cigarettes after that and they were getting robbed by some black guy so we beat him up and took his loot from the drugstore and the owner thanked us but them we got hoem and opened the bag and the only thing in there was sparkley stickers squirt guns, and alot of tampons?

[jessmanic]

i still have a scar from that mofo kicking me, and i ended up using those tampons my next period, cause it was so bad , and im cheap and all

[lootenant_lush]

You and I once drove down to Mexicao and did acid with some guy who went by the name "Padre". He had a glass eye and scraggly beard.

[jessmanic]

and he had that tattoo of "mom " on his arm? or was that the acid?

[lootenant_lush]

No, that was definitely a genuine mom tattoo, although I thought the snake around the heart was a little strange.

[jessmanic]

i thought it was a scaley penis around the heart saying his moma was a man

[thatnoise]

Dudedude remember the time we flew to Thailand and bought 20 pounds of heroin and then we bought all these 5 year old whores and shot them up and they died and we fucked their corpses and sold them as meat? And then we had pizza? Good times.

[jessmanic]

only you fucked them , i just ate pizza and shot myself up

[wombat_baby]

I remember one time when we met up with a magical donkey named Bob, and we confronted him about how his name was stupid for a donkey that was supposed to be magical... but he was cool with it, and we all knocked back a few. Then he was like "hey man, I think I should give you guys a few wishes... because I'm MAGICAL!" (and we only thought he was magical cuz he could talk and he could buttfuck himself because his wang was THAT huge...)
But no, he was much, much more magical than that. So, he gave us a few wishes, and we wished that he DIED. So he did, and we laughed and laughed and laughed. But we still had those shitty wishes left over, so we donated them to the Kids Wish Foundation for Kids, because we are kind, generous souls.

It's not the best memory I have of us though.

[jessmanic]

aND ALL THE KIDS WISHED FOR DRUGS AND PORN and they all ate cottage cheese