DRAMAAA

[jessms]

i'm loving this new trend of livejournal drama.  
since i try to live a drama free life, someone please talk shit so i can be a part of this awesome club.

ready, set, go.

Comments

[schalekie]

Jessie, you bitch-ass ho, you need to stay the hell away from my boyfriend. The only girl who can tug on Tony's ears while we're in bed is ME!! You act like you're hot shit, talking about how all the boys want you when really they're afraid they're contracting chlamydia by just being in the same room with you. You need to be flown back to your home on whore island and be stranded there for the rest of your life WITHOUT Bear Grylls!! Take that, you skank-ass slut.

-Erica

P.S. my boobs are bigger than yours, bow-legged hobag!

[ieatyourflesh]

yeah, you bow-legged hobag!

[jessms]

this is what im talkin about.

let it all out.

[sillymic]

You red-headed freak. I'm gonna punch you in the ovaries. You talk and all I hear is this obnoxious high-pitched whine. I'd rather chew glass candy and wash it down with a cocktail of bleach and cyanide while swimming in Kristen's shark tank than spend thirty seconds with you. Every time I see you, a little part of my soul dies. Go to hell, you lint-licker!

-Erin

P.S. You smell...like EZ Cheeze.

[jessms]

erin i'm sorry but you are just too incredibly adorable to be mean.

[sillymic]

Phew. I'm so glad you saw through me ;)

[anewone]

You have cooties and that's just gross.

-Oscar

P.S. I love you.

[jessms]

you gave me those cooties.

i love you too.

[michukitty]

You're a stoner slut who likes girls!

[jessms]

just girls like you ;)

[bangbangmayday]

You are a thief.
You stole my heart.

[jessms]

stephanie may. i haven't seen you in for.e.ver. come vistit me. or else.