HAhaha yesterday it was sooo funny. Kelly and I were just slamming Helen with insults. It was hilarious. And kelly came up with this bravo thing, where like if you make a really good insult, we say bravo, all seriously, and then we clap slowly. It's so FREAKIN HILARIOUS ( Read more... )

"Someone with a healthy level of ambition respects themselves and others", says Peter Spevak, PhD and Director of the Center for Applied Motivation, "and in the end they'll prosper from that ( Read more... )

I HAVE 2 ESSAYS DUE 2M!!!!!!!!!!! and it's 4:30 am...wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. this is ridiculous...

i was so sleepy when doing my first essay, and i finished it at 4 and wow, NOW im not sleepy. great...

its on to my next essay.

god save me

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Hahaha okay so dane cook has this act where like he says the best practical joke is to go to a fast food restaurant and order something not on the menu and point to an imaginary place on that menu and the reaction of the cashier is always classic. and its so true ( Read more... )

I saw DANE COOK! hurrayyyyyyy. it was awesome. he was awesome! 'FUCK BEES! PUNCH A BEE IN THE FACE! FUCK BEES' hahaha ( Read more... )

Okay so i thought it'd be bad because of my dumb essay and that i had to watch wild child on a beautiful friday afternoon ( Read more... )

Okayyyyyyyyyy college ( Read more... )

SO ME AND KELLY DECIDE TO TAKE THE ELEVATOR instead of walking down to go to the community center. ok cool. only two floors. it goes to the first floor. then the door DOESNT OPEN. so we like freak out, well rather i did, and that made kelly freak out cuz she was laughing before, and i was like THIS ISNT FUNNY AHHH and i was like omg im ( Read more... )