Nicked from madwelshwizard
Ten years ago, I:
1. was 14 years old.
2. was telling the off-license I was four years older
3. had my first boyfriend
Five years ago, I:
1. was 19 years old.
2. was in University but doing precious little work
3. was having the time of my life
One year ago, I:
1. was road-tripping round Europe with a beautiful lesbian
2.was spending far too much time on the internet while masquerading as a receptionist
3. was taking the first steps on the road to TV greatness
So far this year, I:
1. have grown one bra size
2. have got my first credits on the telly
3. have spent a considerable amount of time in a teepee
Yesterday, I:
1. talked to my dad for a long while
2. made some shelves
3. played poker with some handsome young men and got very drunk
Today, I:
1. got up at 12 with an enormous hangover
2. read a whole Dan Brown book
3. wrote an interview
Tomorrow, I:
1. will be out at sea on an RNLI lifeboat
2. may be heaving over the side of said boat due to partying too hard tonight
3. might get run over by a bus, so I'd better wear clean pants
In one year, I will:
1. finally be on an acceptable wage
2. will be proudly watching my boyfriend graduate
3. be in Birmingham, whether you like it or not
In five years, I will:
1. finally be commanding a little respect in my field
2. will still think Roxette are cool
3. have turned down at least one marriage proposal
1. was 14 years old.
2. was telling the off-license I was four years older
3. had my first boyfriend
Five years ago, I:
1. was 19 years old.
2. was in University but doing precious little work
3. was having the time of my life
One year ago, I:
1. was road-tripping round Europe with a beautiful lesbian
2.was spending far too much time on the internet while masquerading as a receptionist
3. was taking the first steps on the road to TV greatness
So far this year, I:
1. have grown one bra size
2. have got my first credits on the telly
3. have spent a considerable amount of time in a teepee
Yesterday, I:
1. talked to my dad for a long while
2. made some shelves
3. played poker with some handsome young men and got very drunk
Today, I:
1. got up at 12 with an enormous hangover
2. read a whole Dan Brown book
3. wrote an interview
Tomorrow, I:
1. will be out at sea on an RNLI lifeboat
2. may be heaving over the side of said boat due to partying too hard tonight
3. might get run over by a bus, so I'd better wear clean pants
In one year, I will:
1. finally be on an acceptable wage
2. will be proudly watching my boyfriend graduate
3. be in Birmingham, whether you like it or not
In five years, I will:
1. finally be commanding a little respect in my field
2. will still think Roxette are cool
3. have turned down at least one marriage proposal