last night i was really drunk and i fell out of my bed (while someone was in it- which was embarassing i guess) and it knocked the wind out of me and my hip hurts so bad and i swear i have a bruised rib. my bed is like 10 feet off the ground by the way, so yeah ( Read more... )

so about this mono epidemic ( Read more... )

this sucks. i have no motivation to do anything. i just sleep all day and lay around and get nothing done. i need to unpack but i bet i wont for a long time. one of my suitemates moved out so last night we moved all her desks and shit into the common room and put them together to play beer pong on. yea and we successfully carried 48 beers into the ( Read more... )

Speakintruth does not speak the truth!

get over it.

u know, leprechauns like four leaf clovers right, and u know a pot leaf is green too. and four leaf clovers are found in grass, u know grass, a slang term for marijuana. also leprechauns are often seen smoking out of a pipe... i WONDER what they put in that pipe?? They also talk lots about RAINBOWS and other trippy things like that... and lets not ( Read more... )

I was talking to my brother today and telling him about my nights of beerpong... and he was like is that the game where you bounce quarters into a cup? And i was like ERIC you dont know what beerpong is??? My life basically revolves around that game. I mean lets face it, if you are good at beerpong you are good at life. Haha just kidding... but i ( Read more... )

In the year 2005 I resolve to:

Generate more bad karma.

Get your resolution here

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'65%
Explored the pleasures of the flesh 65.1%Shamelessness64.3%
It takes a couple of drinks 79.3% Sex Drive 52.6%
A fool for love, but not always77.7%Straightness23.2%
Knows the other body ( Read more... )

I cant imagine ever feeling that way about someone again. I am so confused right now. I dont even understand myself so how can anyone else.

*Actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays ( Read more... )

i love ddr :) Ooooooo girls are heeeerreeee! wow my brother has friends. I wanna go play with them am i allowed? Yesterday PJ taught me how to shoot a bb gun and i shot through the bird feeder on my first shot it was amazing. Sorry about these updates, they have been real stupid lately... its just i dont really like talking about what i do or about ( Read more... )