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[jester6565]

Ok, so, I lied that time I said I was never writing in here again. I'm an idiot, and jack-ass and at times, I feel like a complete tool. This is no one's fault but my own, I accept complete and total responsibility. If I've hurt you, I am sorry from the bottom of my heart. I'm a fucked up induvidual and I show this at some times more than

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[anonymous]

I knew you'd be back. I didn't doubt it even for a second. Also Jarrett, you made my vagina hurt. I hope I never have to say that again. Thanks for that. Did you know that the plural for vagina is not only "vaginas", but also "vaginae"? (I may have made that up, but I think it's right.) I rarely speak of my vagina, but as I read this entry it started hurting more and more. You should have tried to balance the entry out by also writing about vaginas (vaginae) that aren't pierced and are resting in fields of daisies....ah, yes. Now I feel better. Like sour cream after a jalapeno. The word "vagina" has lost all meaning to me. But I appreciate the feminist slant to the entry. Love, Jill

[jester6565]

Sorry for making your vagina hurt...I'll go easier on you next time...hahaha. Oh, man, I couldn't resist. But yeah, I'm back, things are ok...I guess. As I said in the post, I feel like a jack-ass about some stuff, but hey, that's to be expected, right? Anyway, yeah, I'll try to work in Vaginas or vaginae lying in a field of daisies in the next post...just for you Jill, just for you!

[xiang985]

As much as i want to join the vagina discussion, i wanted to first off clarify the bill that was before the senate. the original bill was to clarify the illegality of clitoral desecration, the closest example of which i can think of is the female equivalent of being neutered. um yeah so that was awkward. some morons though decided to change the bill by having it not say anything related to its original intent. it was either southern democrats or metro republicans. anyhow im cold

[jester6565]

It's things like this that make me seriously ponder the theory of the Stupid Stick. Somewhere, some evil, evil person, probably a leprechaun (because it's funnier) has a stick that makes people stupid and he goes around smacking people (especially small children and politicians) with it. It's so plausible it's scary...

[anonymous]

Oh yeah, and this reminded me of a story Conor O'Toole told about his friend who got wasted one night and he couldn't find his keys the next morning...until he went to the bathroom...and they were attached...to his penis...and I have decided...that the dot dot dot....can make a story...much more fun...Jill

[jester6565]

Hahahahaha...that's hilarious...and terrible...poor guy...hahahaha...