Yeah, I'm back, able to eat solid food and speak in intelligible (sometimes. reports vary) sentences in a single bound. Hear me roar. Ouch, that roaring thing still hurts ( Read more... )

Because these things are so informative, and because it’s late and I’m bored…haveasurvey ( Read more... )

Had my wisdom teeth surgically removed. Or forcibly ripped out of my skull. Haven't eaten real food in...4 days...and counting. At this rate, I'll either hang myself with my shoelaces, or waste away to absolutely nothing pretty soon. If I see another milkshake or a cup of green Jell-O anytime in the near future (which is pretty likely, since I ( Read more... )

You know you're a child of the 90's when:
(Bold those that apply to you)

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCH!"
2. You watched the Pound Puppies.
3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air."
(Weeell…this is a story all about how my life got turned upside down…)
4. You wore biker shorts under your skirts and felt stylish.
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Hey, what's up? Long time, no see. So...what's going on in my life ( Read more... )

I need someone to talk to. Someone who'll listen. Someone real, whatever that means. I need to talk to someone. Self-prescribed therapy. So talk to me. Message in a bottle, or what?

Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to sleep, Jarrett...Go to ( Read more... )

  Yes, it's about a quarter after five in the morning right now, and I can't sleep.  Why not, you ask?  Because I'm a freakin' insomniac, you dolt.  I used to not be able to sleep for long periods of time, days, weeks, perhaps months, off and on, and sometimes it was fun because when you go through your daily routine on about 3 hours of sleep out ( Read more... )

A-hem. http://imageevent.com/psykotik/lindsaylohannipslip You're welcome, Jay.