Haunted Pajamas: Night 2

[jester9113]

07:40am: went to sleep wearing haunted pajamas.
12:05pm: woke up... still wearing haunted pajamas.

still really tired, but no dreams or anything. the only real problem so far is that the haunted pajamas are not my size.

Comments

[vitalicvision]

http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-PAJAMAS-Francis-Perry-Elliott-Edmund-Frederick_W0QQitemZ6579785135QQcategoryZ29223QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[jester9113]

haha, quite interesting indeed.

[lint018]

You'll sit around paitently, waiting forever for something to happen with the haunted pajamas. You'll start to think about them at odd moments, while driving to work, or eating dinner at Burger King. You'll constantly question why nothing has happened yet with the haunted pajamas, jumping on everything that involves them, wondering whether it could be a "haunting". "Do you think the fact that the thread on the leg is starting to come undone could mean that they're haunted?" you'll ask your friends. It'll become all-consuming, weaving its way into your life until it becomes your life, until it becomes a bonified obsession. And one day, when you're rocking back and forth, hands around your knees, mumbling "The thread means they're haunted, the thread means they're haunted" in the solitary confinement room at the local mental hospital, we'll come to visit you and realize:

That's why they're haunted. Because they don't do anything, but will drive you crazy waiting for them to.

[jester9113]

yeah right, thats bullshit. nobody will come visit me.