Amusing Meme
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then show off the amusing results:
1. Your name: Tim
vb. to sex someone up
n. man with a massive schlong
vb.That whore just got timmed
n.You hear about Bob? He is tim.
2. Your age: 30
porn
derived from the roman numerals xxx, meaning both 30 and porn. came around in the 21st century when members of the GPK needed code words to get past their parents. also makes it more comfortable to talk about porn.
While Steve's mom was in the room...
Alex: Hey, dudes, i found some sick ass 30 last night.
Dan: Aww no way. i got grounded from the computer cuz my parents found out about my 30
Steve: Ur a dumbshit, 30 rocks.
Giussepe: I LOVE 30!
3. One of your friends: Justin
1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
2.genious
3.has tons of friends
person 1: i just got back from taking over the world and curing the common cold with my 67630 friends
person 2: You're a real justin
4. What should you be doing: Studying
a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it.
I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullshit
5. Your favorite color: Silver
It's All Good; Everything is all good.
-How you feel, yo?
-Man, you know I'm silver.
In the periodic table of elements, the symbol for silver is AG.
6. Your birthplace: Texas
Home to Dr. Pepper, several modern and well respected singers, activists, and the like, Sam Houston, and other great men and women before him, numerous plantlife and animals, and a few horrid idiots who give the rest of us a bad name-ie: George Bush.
7. Last person you talked to: Wife
1. The Good Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
2. The Bad Part - The woman you marry and live with for the rest of your life.
My wife's an angel!
You're lucky. Mine's still alive.
8. Last thing you had to drink: Water
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART
GO PLANET!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
9. Your nickname: Brand
What multinational corporations use to try and get consumers to buy essentially the same product as the other corporations have but for more money
Kellogs Corn Flakes or Tescos cornflakes - they're both flakes of corn but one will cost twice the price - guess which one