So...you're saying that if you don't get the sex, you will shoot yourself and knock yourself out, and get yourself arrested? This story just boggles my mind. Did he mean to shoot himself in the arm? If so, why did it take 2 shots? If not, how did he manage to shoot himself in the arm, and what was he shooting at that his arm got in the way? And how did he knock himself unconscious? My first guess was that he tripped and hit his head on something, but with this guy, that may be giving him too much credit...maybe there was a self-inflicted frying pan injury involved?
To sum up:
Why wives should always have sex with their husbands: Because some husbands are fucking morons (not Travis, but some...)
*tiptoes up to the monitor*fearthainnlentOctober 2 2008, 22:43:10 UTC
Um, because men are teh stoopid? I mean push comes to shove you can relieve yourselves of da' blueballs syndrome with self-luvin's . . .
Was he making sure his arm was out of action so the self-luvin's could not be? and then he would be a sympathetic victim ('cause we doez have da sympathetic natures and might provide a pity .....)
But truly Travis, I am sure you would not shoot yourself over sex, you're much too healthy minded for that . . . um, you are right? too healthy minded to . . . uh, oh *sits back in worry-mode*
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To sum up:
Why wives should always have sex with their husbands: Because some husbands are fucking morons (not Travis, but some...)
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I mean push comes to shove you can relieve yourselves of da' blueballs syndrome with self-luvin's . . .
Was he making sure his arm was out of action so the self-luvin's could not be? and then he would be a sympathetic victim ('cause we doez have da sympathetic natures and might provide a pity .....)
But truly Travis, I am sure you would not shoot yourself over sex, you're much too healthy minded for that . . . um, you are right? too healthy minded to . . . uh, oh *sits back in worry-mode*
;P
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