http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

One good reason why you shouldn't eat a Double Quarter Pounder from McDonalds... ever.

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So, my friend decided that when he's rich and famous, his legacy will be to make a statue out of Iridium (rarest natural element on earth) of himself ( Read more... )

Friend: Why did God make the dinosaurs?
Me: It's not really important is it? In the scheme of things?
Friend: It is!
Me: Well, dinosaurs don't do anything except turn into oil reserves... so... God created the dinosaurs so we can drive cars.

So, on the subject of international calls... I think I'll make one!
My mum will probably freak... so I'd better keep it quick.

Wonder if I can get it to work the first time?
*grins*

So, since I'm sure some of you have been on the edge of your seats since I last updated, here's what I'm buying ( Read more... )

The time is almost upon us!
Soon... I shall be in possession of the best shirt ever.

Soon...

Can't tell you what it is til I have it.

I have a theory about people named Alex and about their birthdays.
My theory is that within a week of having a birthday, something unusually eventful will happen to/for them.

Just a theory though.

I'm cold and I wish there was a heater right next to me as I pull yet another all nighter on another essay.

Also, I just spent about 30 minutes trying to resolve what to write as an entry, so I went and did a kitchen raid. I knew all I needed for good thinking skills was some food!

I just gave a quick laugh, "hah!" and my tailbone and lower spine cracked in about 4 places at the same time.

Felt pretty damn good too!