Holy Shit!

[jesus_christ]

A friend called me and was angry, claiming I had stood them up for the grand opening of the new Jason Priestly Museum. They said they saw me in the store today, and that I agreed to go

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[kai_ta_loipa]

Dude, Jesus, you need to open up a can of Fire & Brimstone Whoop-Ass on this Fake Jesus... If you don't have any, I hear that Tex-Mex Whoop-Ass works just as well.

[jesus_christ]

Hehe that made me laFF

[franktheet]

Being from another planet and all, it's hard for me to figure out who the heck is the REAL Jesus Christ? I think you are though, 'cuz that Fake Jesus is so damn tacky. He and that Amenlover pig must be freakin' gay bend-over-buddies or something? Oh well... Peace!! -- Frank The E.T.

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[jesus_christ]

ALIENS :D

[evilyn13]

look jesus, i finally got meh wings!!
evilyn

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[jesus_christ]

Aww babydoll that's so cute! {{hugs}}