Jesus' memoirs from Mexico, and a new girlfriend!

[jesus_christ]

Hello my children. Yes, I've been away recently. You see, there comes a time in every man's life where he's got to go out on his own and get to know himself. Test his limits. Challenge his gods and monsters. Stare into the face of complete anarchistic madness. And we all know there's only one place to do this. MEXICOI've been on a six month whiskey

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[poison]

oo, sounds like fun.

[scarlete]

Sounds like you had a bad-ass time. Next time you go, can I go with? I promise to wake you up the next time you start slurring in your sleep, especially if it's about the 3 goats and a gypsy girl. Uhm, unless it's really interesting, then I might have to listen.

[jesus_christ]

I know I'll have a few wet dreams involving your icon!
Hey, your headlights are on!!

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[scarlete]

Grins, must be the thorns in the brambles covering the headlights. A nostalgia thing.
HEH!

Well, I guess I KNOW what Jesus would do now...

[dustyfedora]

You got rid of this chica just because she was married and a mom? That's the perfect piece of non-commital ass! WTF, Jesus? Please tell me that, at least, you'll go back to Mexico when she's around. German Mariachi chicks who like their saviors naked and pounding on 'em are rare. Treasure the uniqueness of this gift of poontang.

DF

[jesus_christ]

Thanks you for your insight. I was just going through a rough time. I'm getting my priorities straight.

[ej2k]

FUCK YOU JESUS!!!

[jesus_christ]

NO FUCK U!

[henhouse]

Go Jesus! ::Dance dance:: Go Jesus! ::Dance dance:: o_o;; Weeeeeeeeeeee... Candy hang-over again! x_X;;

[angie_martinez]

Aw, hang in there, Jesus. Things'll work out with your self esteem. Just know who loves you. Holla back!

Much love,

* Angie Martinez

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[jesus_christ]

Some of these LiveJournal celebrity things are getting really stupid. At least I'm not someone that'll die out. Crap.

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[venusdawn]

Yeah, Jesus will never go out of style. He's like pleather, it just keeps getting better and better.

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[jesus_christ]

Thanks, that's so true! You've got a ticket to heaven now baby!