BIG JESUSY HUGS ALL AROUND!!

[jesus_christ]

Babies! The Ol' J.C. still loves you! Don't forget that! I'd better be seein' you Sunday!

Comments

[sleeplessknight]

Dear Jesus,

You have lost me to Satan, I'm going to be with him from now on, I'm sorry. You see, I've finally discovered that Satan has offered me so much more, he satisfies me. You leave me empty. actually, I've been having this affair with him for quite a while now. Sorry for betraying your trust and being with another deity.

I don't love you anymore
-Sleepless Knight

[drcristin]

i heard that jesus and satan have both been seeing people behind your back... sorry man

[mandafaerie]

praise the lord, jesus is back!

[katherineheigl]

Jesus Christ, it's jesus_christ!

..Heh, that was incredibly lame, but I couldn't resist.

[ex_lines]

Orson Scott Card Lost Boys. That book made me cry.

[josobu]

Hey, if you can turn water into wine, can you turn coke into beer? Just wondering. ;)

[eddie_offermann]

Or maybe salt into coke?

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[jesus_christ]

aine?