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jesus_christ

Things You Didn't Know

Feb 15, 2001 19:15

Hey, kiddies, it's ol' Scratch or the Devil if you will. J Dawg is on vacation right now so I figured I'd take over until he came back. I started wondering what would be interesting to talk about so I decided to fill you in on a few of the things that Jesus wouldn't want you to know about himself ( Read more... )

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jesus, do me! electrcspacegrl February 15 2001, 17:41:41 UTC

reading your journal, i find you very exciting. i have always wanted to fuck the son of god. i bet your well endowed. next time youre horny you should give me a call. i would rock your world!

Re: jesus, do me! xbluesparklex February 15 2001, 19:03:02 UTC

jesus didn't write this entry... it was satan taking over while he was on vacation... didn't you read?

Re: jesus, do me! phosphene_meme February 15 2001, 19:22:42 UTC

"fuck your own crucifix, lady"

Re: jesus, do me! jesus_christ February 16 2001, 11:28:49 UTC

Hey, the ol' devil here wouldn't mind given ya a cornholen while Jesus is away. I like giving it to girls in the poopshoot.

7-11 xbluesparklex February 15 2001, 19:04:33 UTC

Seven Elevens don't sell slurpies... they sell Slushies... Get your winey emo-stuff right!