No More Ash Wendsday

[jesus_christ]

There is nothing more annoying than watching people walk around with ashes smeared on their foreheads. I mean, it must do hell on their pores. I hate it, especially since it is in the shape of a cross. Therefore, I am changing the holiday from Ash Wednesday to Bowel Movement Wednesday

Comments

WATCH YO AZZ JESUS

[gothiqueer]

AY!!!! you'd better watch your mouf, jesus! that's MY hot girlfriend you're talkin about! i'll breaka you faaaace!!!!

Re: WATCH YO AZZ JESUS

[sickheroinkitty]

sigh...
i feel loved.

More religious stuff

[moraz]

A friend of mine likes to refer to Easter as Jesus-on-a-stick Day. Today while driving, I saw something very amusing. You know how on those cars you see those "Jesus" fish things? Well, today I saw one that had a "Jesus" fish being eaten by a bigger fish, and that one said, "TRUTH" in it. Thought that was amusing.

[the_devil]

For Christ's sake Jesus! (Wait a minute... nevermind)

If you want to add new passages to the Bible, that's all well and good,
but Damn! All of these new rooms I have to buid to accomidate the video
screens for the'sphincter-tight' sinners, the logistics and demonpower I have to
expend to sort out all the newcomers as to who goes where, plus I have to
buy individual DVD's cause I can't get any contractors to come down here and inastall
a cable network systems so that all the rooms can be viewed from just one player
source. How the Hell am I supposed to finance all this?

Whatever happend to the good ol' days when I could just burn and torture people
for burnig crosses and hangin' niggas.

Ahhhh, the_devil's work is never done.

I'll be glad when all this is over...

Rember kids, Don't poop on Bowel Movement Wednesday.

poop!

[sickheroinkitty]

yay! poop day!
i could ask for nothing more...

Re: poop!

[gothiqueer]

"please
no poop
thanks"
hehehe that sign roolz.
and you ARE loved :X

Jesus, this is your mother MOC

[anonymous]

jfc! jes, this is your mother, MOC, (mother of Christ) what did I tell you? did I tell you to watch your mouth? did I tell you to help your father? did you watch your mouth? did you help your father? Where have I failed you? What have I done wrong? Why couldn't you be like your other brothers and sisters? Where do you get off telling people I was a virgin? what kind of talk is that? oyee! are youlistening to me? are ya? huh?