oh my gosh!! i actually COULDNT poop yesterday, on BMW!! and i tried really hard, lots of times. i am serious. the weird thing was that i KNEW i had poop like ready to come out.. i could FEEL it in there.. but no matter HOW hard i strained, nothing happened! now i realise that it was the devil inside me, binding up my bowels and refusing to release his firm grip on my feces!! now i am rather concerned.. i still havent pooped, and its no longer BMW. will i need an exorcism?? actually i havent really tried that hard to poop today...
um talk to you later, jesus - i'll be battling the devil, in my bathroom.
I'll will be there with you in spirit, my child. Try to think about a train exiting a tunnel or toothpaste coming out of the tube, that always does the trick for me.
Maalox etc on sale eh? Damn! There's always a catch isn't there!
I try to push Santa Clause a Christmas and people put nativity scenes in their yard!
I try to push the Eater Bunny and people are all into Jesus rising from the dead.
What's a hard working devil to do? So many stumbling blocks!
Dont you worry Jesus, I'll get you one of these days! And your little dog too!
No wait, that was from something else.
And by the way.
You are not white, and you are not black!
You're Jewish! You've got that olive skinned Mediteranian look. With a big nose.
Quit trying to act black.
Loose those ridiculous looking dreadlocks and quit going to the tanning booth
every single day. You're not fooling anybody. I can understand trying to relate
to the black community and all but it's just not working.
Hey, I'm the Prince of Darkness, no time for tweaking
as busy as I am these days.
As far as pictures, people's own mind can create a more
intimidating picture then anything I could upload.
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um talk to you later, jesus - i'll be battling the devil, in my bathroom.
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I try to push Santa Clause a Christmas and people put nativity scenes in their yard!
I try to push the Eater Bunny and people are all into Jesus rising from the dead.
What's a hard working devil to do? So many stumbling blocks!
Dont you worry Jesus, I'll get you one of these days! And your little dog too!
No wait, that was from something else.
And by the way.
You are not white, and you are not black!
You're Jewish! You've got that olive skinned Mediteranian look. With a big nose.
Quit trying to act black.
Loose those ridiculous looking dreadlocks and quit going to the tanning booth
every single day. You're not fooling anybody. I can understand trying to relate
to the black community and all but it's just not working.
Take a hint from the man in red.
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um...i lyk 2 masterbayt. m i goinng to helll?
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MASTURBATE EVERY DAY!!
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as busy as I am these days.
As far as pictures, people's own mind can create a more
intimidating picture then anything I could upload.
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