New Commandments

[jesus_christ]

The Father and I have decided that only 10 commandments are not enough to promote guidance into heaven anymore. That is why I have added new ones. Make sure you follow

Comments

[electrcspacegrl]

but commandment # 17 is so fun!
and what the hell is "the triangle"?

a new one could be...thou shalt not flirt with the_devil. oh wait, i already broke that one...

[the_devil]

I'll be at your place tonight!

[electrcspacegrl]

oh, triangle, the musical instrument! duh! my brain was out to lunch

aaaww

[evilyn13]

i guess i have to give up playing the triangle :(
evilyn

I've got it

[xbluesparklex]

#20 Thou Shalt not guide thy neighbor's hand

#21 Thou Shalt not worship a false Billy Idol

black Jack

Re: I've got it

[electrcspacegrl]

guide thy neighbor's hand! lmao! billy idol! rotflmao!

[phosphene_meme]

Thou shall not be a complete idiot, but remain impressionable.

:o!!!

[gothiqueer]

carinn* you're so intense!!!

p.s. jesus, you so crayzay, i think i wanna have yo baybay

[the_devil]

Um... Could we make one that says:
Thou shalt not worship Jesus Christ?

Just wonderinng...

I know it's a long shot...