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jesus_christ

J.C. and the Easter Bunny

Mar 27, 2001 17:40

For all of you wondering what the Easter Bunny has to do with yours truly and Easter (As I explained to one of my poor unknowing followers today ( Read more... )

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HAHAHAHA!!! electrcspacegrl March 27 2001, 15:48:16 UTC

i just love when you tell us stories about your adventures in the bible. i was wondering if you knew a lot about what happened in the old testament. do you know what that wheel was that ezekiel saw come down from the sky? was it aliens? or was he just crazy?

gothiqueer March 27 2001, 16:03:23 UTC

wait - so then, where to the marshmellow Peeps come from?

jesus_christ March 28 2001, 09:31:43 UTC

Peeps are the presents that the Easter bunny leaves behind after he humps your toes while you're asleep. He does that quite often, you know.

sickheroinkitty March 29 2001, 23:52:14 UTC

!!!
bernard needs to leave my toes alone!

EEOOO! gothiqueer May 3 2001, 09:10:54 UTC

God- no wonder peeps always stink.

lusus March 27 2001, 16:24:20 UTC

Now I know! And knowing is half the battle!

~ Lusus.

P.S. - Has Bernard developed some new complex or something? Lately he's been clucking like a chicken and filling all his eggs with this sticky runny crap.

gothiqueer March 27 2001, 23:00:31 UTC

oh LORD i can't handle them cadbury eggs!!!

riskskey March 28 2001, 03:42:36 UTC

I can't believe that someone is actually quoting G.I. Joe. Rock on!

Re: lusus March 28 2001, 14:42:13 UTC

Heh heh. G.I. Joe was a staple in my life, back when I was a strapping young lad. It came second only to Transformers. He-Man was a close third.

Yo Joe! :P
~ Lusus.

Thread 9

riskskey March 28 2001, 03:45:53 UTC

So the big question is....when you walked on water, did your sandals get wet? It's all in the extent of the miracle. If your sandals got wet then the miracle was bounded by your flesh, but if they remained dry then you might as well have driven a porche 911 onto the water (which would have looked pretty cool to them there Roman hedonists)