Comments | jesus_christ: Sorry.

jesus_christ

Sorry.

Apr 27, 2001 03:34

I know I haven't written in here lately, but I'm a pretty busy guy. I noticed that my number of followers has grown though. I'm proud!!! I KNEW i was cooler than that Fake Jesus and this proves it ( Read more... )

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Just good to sea your still kickin! justgoto April 27 2001, 00:52:21 UTC

But it is still hot as... it is hot down here!

Re: Just good to sea your still kickin! gothiqueer April 27 2001, 00:55:08 UTC

what a fuckin' metal icon you got!

and jesus! homie! it's great to see you back!

Well thanks! justgoto April 27 2001, 01:14:51 UTC

I think?

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hi friend blueeyed April 27 2001, 01:54:20 UTC

Of course you are cooler than fake Jesus, that poser. Was there ever a doubt? Cheers, J.

Ahoy hoy plopplopplop April 27 2001, 06:58:16 UTC

My dear friend Jesus, have you seen the movie Dogma? If so, did you enjoy it? Was it a pleasurable experience? Did it make you giggle?

Re: Ahoy hoy jesus_christ April 27 2001, 12:03:05 UTC

Plop! Come on, man! Haven't you noticed that one of my Live Journal icons is a picture of the Buddy Christ? OF COURSE I've seen Dogma! *smacks yer head* Silly Kiddo!

D'oh! plopplopplop April 27 2001, 14:51:04 UTC

I'm so ashamed. I forgot all about your old Lj icon. ::crawls up in ball crying:: But yeah, I love that movie! Good good. You deserve a star! ::Places sticker on Jesus' chest:: Ooo, so strong. ::Gropes Jesus' muscular figure:: ::wiggles eyebrows:: mmm....jesus

Re: D'oh! jesus_christ April 27 2001, 18:41:59 UTC

Ooh Chile! Don't beat around the bush - let Me do that! ;)

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Why? anonymous April 27 2001, 11:09:17 UTC

I've been prayin' to ya- why haven't you answered my prayers? They're not too outta line- not your line of work that is.

Buddy ole pal anonymous April 27 2001, 16:14:38 UTC

Dear JC, I'm so lucky to have found you! This is soo much more conveinent than praying!! I know you're a busy guy but can ya do me a few little favors? I really need to have my enemies killed. If you're busy maybe you could delegate some of the responsiblities to say, an angel? I hear Gabriel kicks ass. Then I need to win the Lottery big time- no namby - pamby stuff- millions if you please. Next, how about a nice vacation Down Under? Now I don't mean the 'nasty' place with all the fire and brimstone. That should cover it for now! Thanks in advance!!! Oh yeah, Art Bell is looking to interview GOD and you certainly qualify-send him an e-mail or a message on a lightening bolt or whatever. You're a hell of a guy! sea ya- guess I don't have to leave my name 'cause you already know who I am.

Re: Buddy ole pal jesus_christ April 28 2001, 00:41:10 UTC

I'm sorry. That isn't really my line of work.
You probably should be talking to the_devil for that kind of stuff. I'm sure he'd be willing to do all of that and more for you. I believe he still only charges 1 soul for his services.

Hey! the_devil April 28 2001, 09:51:57 UTC

Thanks fer tha referral!