Man...

[jesus_christ]

The Ol' J.C. has gone from 40 comments down to nine. What a low blow. Thanks a lot, guys :(

I thought you were my friends. At least, that's what Live Journal told me.

Comments

[dodecahedron]

iM jesus's friend!!!! at least i hope i am. its my life goal to become jesus's friend.

[jesus_christ]

We're friends, but you only like me because I'm friends with all the good punkrock bands.

LaLaLam what? possed by monkeys playing with anal beads?? what???????

[dodecahedron]

hey there. wow! u know all the cool punkbands? i thought they all went to hell :-p

iM a jew (technically) but iM facinated with religion so to be yor friend would be one of the greatest gifts in the world for me.

my friend says that because im jewish iM going to hell, is this true?

iM also having a quarrel with my VERY christian friend. she says that my ability to leave my body (due to prior ongoing abuse) is which craft and my nitemares i have means i am possesed by demons...i disagree with her. who is right?

[cyrex]

Jeeez.. I feel like Judas now.

Forgive us?
Turn the other cheek?
Pardon our sin?

Forgive me Jesus.. it's been 3 days since my last posting.

[bradsjournal]

Don't feel too bad, Jesus. It's probably because most of your LJ followers don't even know that you're back yet? The only reason I knew you were back was because I was one of the few who e-mailed LJ asking why the hell they suspended you and to bring your account back up online.

So fear not... your loyal masses shall rise once again, or they'll freakin' FRY in hell. At least that's *my* opinion, ya know? ;-)

[karlaanne]

*washes jesus' feet with her hair*

lol!!! wow i hope that wasnt too blasphemous....

*hugs*

[lizdefiance]

*washes jesus's hair with her feet*

[jesus_christ]

I'm not a very affectionate kinda guy. PDA's turn me off and gross me out.

Re:

[karlaanne]

ironic....

[lizdefiance]

sorry, jesus. i just tend to stray from you in the periods when i'm practicing lesbianism & witchcraft. you know, those times just make me feel like there's a gap between us, for some reason. you still mean the world to me.
now excuse me, i have to girl to seduce.

[jesus_christ]

MMM, lesbianism and witchcraft! We're closer than you think, baby. You're my new best friend.

[lizdefiance]

thanks, jesus! i'll be sure to put that on my resume when i apply at 7-11! i'll be a shoo-in!